Dude #1 as dude #2 sits down next to him: You’re like clockwork!
Dude #2: I am much smarter than a clock.
Dude #1: Clocks are pretty smart.
Dude #2: I dunno…
Dude #1: Even a broken one is right twice a day. haha I love that, I always look for ways to insert it into conversations.

MHS-waiting for the bus to leave
Overheard by KJ.

English Student: So, I feel like this paper means more to me than any child ever could with all the effort I’ve put into it.

East Bank, U of M
Overheard by ORLY.

20-something girl talking to friend: Oh my god, I just forgot to pull down my thong before I started peeing.

bathroom in Mall of America
Overheard by let’s hope it was just number one.

Man in a changing booth: I’ve got man camel toe.
Woman in the booth with him: How are you going to go to the bathroom?

Costume Store Downtown

Dizzy girl #1: I think someone put acid in my food, and I’m having a bad trip.
Dizzy girl #2: I think you would know if you were on acid. What color am I? If I’m purple, you’re on acid!

Macalester College
Overheard by You’re wearing a purple shirt.

College hipster to other college hipster: Wow, the people are so nice here, even the homeless. I haven’t had to mace a single one yet!

Uptown
Overheard by I’ll remember not to wear my brown coat.