Barista on cell phone: Hey baby, it’s me. (pause) Your girlfriend. (pause) No, Sara. Your girlfriend named Sara.

A Fine Grind

Kid #: Wait right there! Okay?
Kid #2 (on bike): Okay!
Kid #1 runs into house.
Kid #2 to Kid #3 (also on bike): Let’s go.

Westbrooke community, Hopkins
Overheard by Careswen.

6-7 year old boy riding a bike ahead of his father: Dad, am I winning the race?
Middle aged father: Well, bud, you are winning the race of life.

lake harriet
Overheard by I wonder if I can find his motivational book on Amazon.

4 year old boy trying on a dragon Halloween costume approaching a friend of his mom’s crotch: I am going to blow fire on your vagina.

St. Louis Park Target
Overheard by so that’s where that burning feeling comes from.

Guy sitting by himself to girl getting onto bus who sits with other guy across the aisle: Girl, you could have sat with me. I wouldn’t bite.

19B bus, Noon
Overheard by Glad I was already on the bus and sitting behind him.

Guy at table: My hair is cool, my pants are tight, I don’t know what’s wrong!

King and I Thai