Leather jacket guy: My little finger on my foot, the skin is just about falling off, what do you call that?
Baseball cap guy: Your toe?

Northbound Light Rail
Overheard by Head, shoulders, knees, and fingers?

Older gentlemen referring to his laptop: I can’t, it’s too sensitive to touch it!

on the 375
Overheard by Did I just hear that?

Blonde Girl: So every time my mom gets a pen, she gives it to me, because she knows I really like pens.
Brunette Girl: Does that happen a lot?
Blonde Girl: Yeah, ’cause she’s, like, a nurse.

Nicholson Hall, U of M
Overheard by like, a student.