Drunk Biker to traffic at red light: MOVE IT! GO ON, GIT!
Biker #2 referring to opposing traffic: They have a green light…
Drunk Biker: I don’t care!
Biker #2: Well, you’re drunk.
Drunk Biker: STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!!

University Ave SE & 28th
Overheard by ORLY.

Boisterous drunk, to hefty drunk: No, dinosaurs are big-boned… put down that fork, tubby!

Liquor Lyle’s
Overheard by An invisible fiend.

Girl with big news: That was my friend, she just bought $320 jeans.
Girl who could care less: Wow, that’s expensive.
Girl with big news: Yeah, it’s like the talk of Augsburg.

Religion Class/Augsburg College
Overheard by YESRLY.

Sorority girl #1: Ohmigod, I am sooo excited for Cancun… except, remember when we went last year and stayed at that really shady motel?
Sorority girl #2: Yeah, that was such a creepy place. Like when that guy was dragging that black smelly garbage bag down the hall leaving a trail of blood. I wonder what was in the bag…

On the lightrail heading to the airport
Overheard by What was in that bag?