Young Hipster: What do you recommend?
Bartender: (names off some fairly obscure beers…)
Young Hipster: Do you have anything that tastes kind of like PBR?
Bartender: Why don’t you just have a PBR?
Young Hipster: OK.

331 Club
Overheard by Alie.

Drunk 20-something #1: Just admit it, you hate the Atlantic Ocean.
Drunk 20-something #2: I was in Desert Storm.
Drunk 20-something #1: You live in a tundra.
Drunk 20-something #2: You’re just bitter because you don’t live near an ocean.
Drunk 20-something #1: No one wants to live by you.
Drunk 20-something #2: I am sexy.
Drunk 20-something #1: You don’t even live by a bay, not one!

metroDOME: Twins game
Overheard by a passive participant.

Bathroom sound in toilet: *SPLOOSH*
Unidentified woman in other stall: DEPTH CHARGE!

Folwell Hall bathroom, U of M
Overheard by Up Periscope!

Young son to mother: Wouldn’t it be scary if Halloween fell on Friday the 13th?
Mother: You never know, it might just happen!

Perkins/Bloomington