Girl #1: It would be fun to be on America’s Next Top Model.
Girl #2: I wish they would have America’s Next Top Average Person, I think I would do really well.

A downtown theatre
Overheard by helopookie.

Old Navy-clad tourist: And over there’s the old Uptown Theatre. They always have good movies, but the place is known to be kind of sleazy, if you know what I mean.

Hennepin & Lagoon
Overheard by uh, is there a secret brothel in the basement?

20 something woman to her friend: Girl! This ain’t no K-Mart!

Dollar store on 18th and Nicollet
Overheard by Target Shopper.

Young kids playing in neighbors yard: Can I get handcuffed to someone?

Uptown Backyard
Overheard by They sure grow up fast.

Teenager #1: Would you let the Bionic Woman give you a handjob with her bionic hand?
Teenager #2: Fu** yeah!
Teenager #1: No way, I wouldn’t!
Teenager #2: Why not?
Teenager #1: She’s bionic man! What if she rips it off?
Teenager #2: *pauses in silent thought* It would be worth it.

bustop at Lake St/Nicollet

Patron at Burger King: Your number four meal says “Chicken Fries.” What are they made of?
Baffled Burger King Employee: Well, huh, err, Chicken?
Patron: Why does it say “Fries?
Burger King Employee (sounding more sarcastic than baffled now): Well, I guess I am not really sure but I am assuming it is because they are chicken and they are shaped liked fries?

Burger King, Downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by Bubbles.