Girl: No, I wasn’t naked, and I wasn’t passed out. I was just silly.

Coffman Cafeteria
Overheard by That’s silly.

Father to 3 year old son, who was just told he can’t run around the edge of a fountain: Security guards are the lowest form of scum.

IDS Crystal Court
Overheard by ldg.

A 3 year old to his father: Daddy, I’ve been waiting for Guitar Hero for the Wii since when I was in Mommy’s belly.

Maple Grove Best Buy
Overheard by someone who likes the kid’s style.

Coworker: What do contact lenses look like for Asian people? Are they oval shaped?

Park Place West Office building in St Louis Park
Overheard by officemate with the window view.

Elderly woman to elderly friend: I dieted for a month, and all I lost was 31 days.

MoA
Overheard by Better than I did.