31st October 2007

Then Put It Back Where It Goes.

Young African American Twin Boy Jumping on Backyard Trampoline #1: Shit man…
Young African American Twin Boy Jumping on Backyard Trampoline #2: Whaaaat?
Young African American Twin Boy Jumping on Backyard Trampoline #1: STOP F—IN’ STEPPIN’ ON MY DNA!!!

My parent’s backyard
Overheard by Well I guess he told YOU.

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31st October 2007

He’s Just Trying To Sleep Indoors.

Homeless man: I’m not even gonna ax you for nothin’.
Office Girl: *sigh* What?
Homeless man: All I’m sayin’ is I’m single and I got a big dick!

Loring Park
Overheard by Still not interested.

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31st October 2007

Makes Room For More Drinking!

Loud guy on phone at the back of the bus: She used to whine so much until she made herself puke but ever since then we was ok. Yeah, we was ok.

3 bus
Overheard by ARH.

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