Drunk 20-something #1: Just admit it, you hate the Atlantic Ocean.
Drunk 20-something #2: I was in Desert Storm.
Drunk 20-something #1: You live in a tundra.
Drunk 20-something #2: You’re just bitter because you don’t live near an ocean.
Drunk 20-something #1: No one wants to live by you.
Drunk 20-something #2: I am sexy.
Drunk 20-something #1: You don’t even live by a bay, not one!

metroDOME: Twins game
Overheard by a passive participant.

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