Metro Transit cashier #1: How many miles is it across the U.S.?
Metro Transit cashier #2: Depends if you’re on foot or driving. That was a joke.
Metro Transit cashier #1: Yeah, it wouldn’t be different.
Metro Transit cashier #3: (under her breath) Yes, it would.

Metro Transit office downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by mileage exceeds actual odometer reading.

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