Swatch Employee: Hey, what brings you in today?
Male Customer: Just killing time.
Swatch Employee: That’s a felony in a watch store.
Male Customer: Huh?
Swatch Employee: You can waste time, you can squander time, you can spend as much time as you want in here. But killing time is a felony. (Pause) It’s a joke.
Male Customer: Your jokes suck.

MOA Swatch
Overheard by sympathetic mall employee.

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