Woman talking about her daughter to a friend: I liked it better when she thought she was a lesbian. Now that she thinks she’s straight, I have to worry about her fucking up her life. What if she gets pregnant? I guess the good thing is, I’ll get me some grandkids. And I’m going to be the best fucking grandma anyone could have!

birthday party
Overheard by pass me a tofurkey burger…

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