Programmer 1 to Programmer 2: So are you having to use other ejac styles?

over by the water cooler
Overheard by Too vanilla to know there were differences…

12-yr-old sister, outside stall: I’m done. Are you almost done?
Little sister, inside stall: I have no idea. I have to poop!

Famous Dave’s bathroom
Overheard by you go girl.

Guy to girlfriend/wife: You like shopping and I like blood…

Bulldog NE