He Isn’t Lying

Dad scolding daughter when she shows him her finished homework: If you do extra credit I’m proud of you, but if you just get your regular stuff done, nothing. That’s like being complimented for getting out of bed everyday. No. That’s just what you’re supposed to do.

Minneapolis Theater Box Office
Overheard by Coco.


random submission, originally posted 03-19-2008

Whoa.

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 01-11-2007

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Programmer 1 to Programmer 2: So are you having to use other ejac styles?

over by the water cooler
Overheard by Too vanilla to know there were differences…

In My House This Means No.

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 01-11-2007

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12-yr-old sister, outside stall: I’m done. Are you almost done?
Little sister, inside stall: I have no idea. I have to poop!

Famous Dave’s bathroom
Overheard by you go girl.

Let’s Find A Way To Bring Them Together.

Posted by oim | Posted in all | Posted on 01-11-2007

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Guy to girlfriend/wife: You like shopping and I like blood…

Bulldog NE