Short unattractive pudgy lady smoking: You know, I’ve danced here for 5 years and I’ve never made someone tip me if they are unemployed.

Outside Skyway lounge on Hennepin
Overheard by Now I know where to get free dances.

Sales Girl #1: I can’t even watch movies like Jason or Nightmare on Elm Street.
Sales Girl #2: Why not? I like those.
Sales Girl #1: Because, they’re like, so daunting. I can’t watch movies that have so much dauntingness.
Sales Girl #2: What’s “dauntingness” mean?
Sales Girl #1: It means it could like, actually happen.

H&M at the MOA
Overheard by jenc17.

Self-Aware Cafe Patron: I’m starting to have a body odor problem, so I’m going home.

Vera’s Coffee Shop, Uptown
Overheard by Wanda Wisdom.

U of M female student on cell phone: So, with Tivo, can you, like, fast forward through LIVE programming?

u of m campus
Overheard by if so, i have a bridge i would like to sell you.

Concerned Coworker: I think she might’ve lost her baby. Because she was pregnant, and then she stopped coming into work for a few days, and I thought, ‘Oh, I wonder if she lost her baby!’

400 Bar on Cedar
Overheard by Oops?