4th November 2007

Totally.

Ghetto woman: Maybe she was curious. You know how bitches get curious.

bus #19

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4th November 2007

She Should Be Up For A Raise.

6 yo sister advocating for baby brother to high strung mom: We feel like it’s your job to make babies cry!

Chanhassen Park Nicollet Clinic
Overheard by Glad I’m not the only one with that job.

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4th November 2007

Her Elbows Are The Real Showstopper.

Overly excited waiter to a co-worker: My god! Did you see the wrists on that girl? Spectacular!

Wasabi restaurant
Overheard by wrists: so hott right now.

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4th November 2007

We Replaced Our Mission Statement With A Beer Menu.

Regular Customer: You can’t harass the customers like that!
Waitress: Sure I can, this is Midway Perkins.

Midway Perkins
Overheard by she has a point.

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