Female healthcare worker #1: All I see today is sick people!
Female healthcare worker #2: Better than just seeing dead people, huh?
Female healthcare worker #1: That was a good movie though, that Sixth Sense one, wasn’t it?
Female healthcare worker #2: Yeah I do love me some Jean Claude Van Damme.

St. Paul Office Women’s Bathroom
Overheard by I prefer Rambo.

Man #1: Man, since you did that thing to my ankle, it’s way better. I used to hobble, but now I just limp. Know what I mean?
Man #2: Yeah.
Man #1 (calling girlfriend on cell): Hey, you know how I used to have that problem with my ankle?

Outside Memory Lanes Bowling Alley
Overheard by Fearful of Fly-by-night Chiropractors.

Older woman to younger woman: You see honey, it doesn’t matter what a person’s genitals are. A man can be a bigger bitch than a woman. And let’s not even get into sexual preference, because gay men are the biggest bitches!

downtown, waiting for the number 19.
Overheard by Thanks mom.

Guy in early 20s watching people walking out to the parking lot in the cold: Stop trying to be sexy outside, put some clothes on!

Century College
Overheard by Good thing I wore my clothes.

College girl: Never eat a banana. It just does not work.

Coffman Union, U of M
Overheard by Burrhead.