Lady walking by muttering to herself: Oily ass crotch licker.

Nicollet Mall
Overheard by Boognish.

High School Girl #1: Think about it, if everyone in this section buys a pop at 5 dollars each…
High School Girl #2: That’s 5 thousand dollars!
High School Girl #1: We should build a Metrodome! We’d be millionaires!

Vikings/Chargers Game
Overheard by there will be one for sale soon.

Thirty-something guy: Oh, really? I’m very interested in Falcon Heights.
Twenty-something girl: Really.
Thirty-something guy: Yeah. Not really sure why.

Intersection of Church St. and University Ave
Overheard by Burrhead.

Girly Girl: So, I was talking to her on AIM last night and she was like, “Yuppers!” and I was like, “You can’t use that! Natalie made that up,” and she was like, “Well, me and her made it up in kindergarten,” and I was like, “Sure…”
Smart friend: Okay then…
Girly Girl: She’s such an idiot.

Hopkins West Junior High
Overheard by wow, run-on sentence.

Female Customer Service Rep # 1 to Female manager: Yeah, oysters are an aphrodisiac, you can ask Chris, he knows everything.
Female manager to Male Customer Service Rep: Are they?
Male Customer Service Rep: Yeah, I’ve heard that, depends who you ask I guess.
Female manager to Female Customer Service rep: He He… I think he’s trying to get you.
Male Customer Service Rep: I didn’t give anyone any oysters.

Call Center in Eden Prairie
Overheard by How about crabs?