Guy #1: Do you still shave your legs?
Guy #2: No, it was just a phase.

Mady’s bowl and lounge
Overheard by wow.

Girl giving a toast to her two friends: Here’s to me, and you, and you… but mostly me.

Burrito Loco UMN
Overheard by best toast ever.

Fratty Dude #1: A lot of people don’t know that she was a Communist and shit. And not the good kind.
Fratty Dude #2: She fucked Trotsky, though, and that’s props.

Walker gift shop, near the Frida Kahlo display
Overheard by Wow, museums are fun AND educational!

High School Girl who obviously knows nothing about football: Whoo-hoo!!! Oooohhh… boooooo. I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing right now guys!

Vikings/Chargers game
Overheard by can’t believe that girl owns an official jersey.