40-something douchebag #1: So, you doin’ anything later?
40-something douchebag #2: Yeah, Michelle and I are having dinner.
40-something douchebag #1: Oh? You’re still seeing her? How long has it been now?
40-something douchebag #2: It’s our ten month on Monday.
40-something douchebag #1: Wow. 10 months. Must be getting serious. You’d better dump her before you have to buy her a Christmas gift.

Surly Brewing Co
Overheard by noticing that the first guy was not wearing a wedding ring.

Confused college girl flipping through posters of musicians: Jimi Hendrix was black?!?

UMN bookstore
Overheard by worried for our future.

Ambiguous gay male to another ambiguous gay male: I don’t judge people. I evaluate and provide feedback.

Starbucks Coffee on Ford Parkway
Overheard by That wasn’t shallow at all.

Hipster Guy #1: Dan Rather kicks ass.
Hipster Guy #2: I kicked Dan Rather’s ass.
Hipster Guy #1: I want Dan Rather to kick my ass.

People sitting behind us at the Uptown Theater
Overheard by I want to be their friend.

Woman riding the bus, talking into her cell phone to her ex-husband: How am I supposed to pick up our daughter from your house when you know I don’t have a car anymore, and my broomstick is out of commission?

7th st.
Overheard by that’s a good one.