Stoner guy: Why don’t you have a job?
Pregnant girl: I’m pregnant!
Stoner guy: Why didn’t you get a job before you got pregnant??

Ep AMC
Overheard by guashoe.

Attractive women standing behind me at the Band of Horses concert to her beautiful friend: Beards are the new black.

First Avenue Mainroom
Overheard by Why would I ever shave?

8-year-old boy, to another 8-year-old boy: Let’s go play in traffic!

Outside my house, St. Paul
Overheard by Dylan.

College girl #1: I didn’t know New Orleans was, like, part of the United States!
College girl #2: Yeah, stupid. It’s one of the 50 states!
College girl #1: Really?! Where is it.
College girl #2: I think it’s, like, between Texas and Florida.
College girl #1: Oh. (Pauses) Wait, how can that be when California is next to Texas and Florida is the last state on the right?? Then the bottom of the US would only be 4 states long, and I KNOW that’s not right!
College girl #2: (wakes up sleeping College Girl #3) Rachel, isn’t New Orleans the state between Texas and Florida??
College girl #3: Don’t ask me, I failed geometry AND history last semester. (closes eyes again).

sitting in MSP airport waiting for flight to New Orleans
Overheard by …history and geometry??

Women looking out window of plane: So, which one is Lake Superior?

united flight from Colorado
Overheard by umm.. that one.

Slightly scuzzy-looking woman: That movie was made for people to watch when they’re high. I’m going to watch it, but not high.

U of M Campus Shuttle
Overheard by Tenor Girl.

Boyfriend, to his girlfriend who he’s laying on top of: Your hair is like the southern tip of Africa: boring and full of disease.

U dorms
Overheard by I wonder what the South Africans would say about that.

Complaining 6 million mile passenger: Aw, Come on!
Very senior flight attendant to entire first class cabin: Welcome to Northwest Airlines. We’re not happy until you’re not happy.

Airbus just outside concourse C, MSP
Overheard by an amused 400,000 mile passenger.