Mother shopping with two young boys: Everybody’s watching. I’m watching. Santa’s watching. You’re drivin’ me nuts!

Brooklyn Park Fleet Farm

Child in cart: Sesame Street! Elmo! Elmo!
Woman pushing cart: You know why so many of us have ADD? Because we watched Sesame Street.
Man with Woman pushing cart: Huh, what did you say? Hey look, Sesame Street.

Crystal Target
Overheard by Ironic, who can’t remember…ooh a bird!

Manager to cashier: Oh, well how about I go get you a picture of something from Taco Bell?

Kohl’s checkout, Crossroads

Studious Young Man: Yo, man, where the hos at?

Hopkins High School
Overheard by apparently not a ho.

Rambling drunk girl: …and then I got second in my league…
Guy holding her up: Just keep walking.

Fremont and Lake
Overheard by Boy, those were the days.

Seemingly stoned girl: Minneapolis doesn’t have a lot of darkness.
Other girl: What?
Seemingly stoned girl: Black.

Lagoon & Fremont
Overheard by Thanks for clarifying.