Co-worker: My computer has been so slow today. I wonder if it has to do with all the rain we’ve been having.

Minnetonka office building
Overheard by suppressing an outburst.

Coworker #1: So, why do you have a headache today?
Coworker #2: Because I woke up with a hangover and I didn’t even drink last night! I got the headache because I had to come into this shit-fucking-hole today.

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Damn Straight.

4 People standing in the middle of the aisle in Fleet Farm: Ever see that show, DOG The Bounty Hunter? Yeah, it’s pretty good.

Lakeville Fleet Farm
Overheard by Chris: No, No it’s not very good. Its like TV for Bush fans.

Middle Aged Woman in Sox Appeal talking on her cell: Yeah. I’m at Calhoun Square. It’s got stores. It’s cool. It’s like an indoor mall with shops and stuff.

Calhoun Square
Overheard by Uh, aren’t all malls indoors with shops and stuff?

Fortyish man, to his young daughter looking at toys: Let me see if it’s painted, with poison.

CVS Midway
Overheard by Nathan.