27th November 2007

Where Can I Get One?

Businesswoman: How can you not know when you’re beatboxing out loud? That’s the weirdest tic I’ve ever heard.

Skyway
Overheard by JfA.

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27th November 2007

So Much For A Second Date

Guy: I guess I don’t really play music to express something inside of me. I just like to drink beer and do something I perceive to be cool.

Caffetto
Overheard by yeah man, me too.

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27th November 2007

It’ll Be Our Little Secret

Girl holding up Gophers t-shirt which reads “Z is for ZAMBONI”: Z isn’t for xylophone anymore! (pause) Wait…
Boyfriend: Let’s keep that between us.

Gopher Game
Overheard by Good lord.

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27th November 2007

Discovering New Words For It All The Time

Woman in the next stall making loud scratching noises: DAMN, what the fuck is that?!!! Ooooh shit!

New Burnsville Target bathroom
Overheard by I’m for sure not ever gonna use that stall.

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