28th
November
2007
And If You’re Naughty, Santa Pierces Your Nose
5 year old boy looking devastated at 20 something’s tongue ring while drinking his 3rd root beer: Where did you get that?
20 something guy: That’s what happens when you have too much sugar; the dentist pierces your tongue.
family gathering in uptown park
Overheard by satisfied passerby.
