Disgruntled customer: So, is there, like any way I can get this pizza for free or for a discount?
Pizza Luce guy: So, you basically want to not pay for this?
Disgruntled customer: Yeah, pretty much.
Pizza Luce guy: No, we can’t logically do that.

Pizza Luce, Uptown
Overheard by It does hurt to ask.

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