40-something douchebag #1: So, you doin’ anything later?
40-something douchebag #2: Yeah, Michelle and I are having dinner.
40-something douchebag #1: Oh? You’re still seeing her? How long has it been now?
40-something douchebag #2: It’s our ten month on Monday.
40-something douchebag #1: Wow. 10 months. Must be getting serious. You’d better dump her before you have to buy her a Christmas gift.

Surly Brewing Co
Overheard by noticing that the first guy was not wearing a wedding ring.

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