Tomorrow, In The Company Phone Records…
Sassy momma hooting and hollering at 120 dB about a joke text her brother sent her that tricked her into calling a gay sex chat line: HOOO! [laughing, shrieking, and carrying on at length] …I’m gonna KILL him! I’m just gonna GET him! Oh!! Oh, Cynthia* Oh — shh shhh. I’m gonna forward [the joke text] to Ted*.
Ted: [from several cubicles away] Uh, yeah, that’s ok. I kind of overheard what happened.
Exasperated bystander: KIND OF overheard?!? Dude, I think they heard her on the other side of the damned building!

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by I think my liver heard her.









