Too Much Drinking Or Not Enough?
College girl #1: I didn’t know New Orleans was, like, part of the United States!
College girl #2: Yeah, stupid. It’s one of the 50 states!
College girl #1: Really?! Where is it.
College girl #2: I think it’s, like, between Texas and Florida.
College girl #1: Oh. (Pauses) Wait, how can that be when California is next to Texas and Florida is the last state on the right?? Then the bottom of the US would only be 4 states long, and I KNOW that’s not right!
College girl #2: (wakes up sleeping College Girl #3) Rachel, isn’t New Orleans the state between Texas and Florida??
College girl #3: Don’t ask me, I failed geometry AND history last semester. (closes eyes again).
sitting in MSP airport waiting for flight to New Orleans
Overheard by …history and geometry??
