30th November 2007

When He Pays Off His $400 Debt, He’ll Be Such A Catch

Drunk 20 something to a cute chick outside of the bar: If you pee on the street, it’s a $100 ticket, and if you don’t pay that, it’s $200.

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Overheard by Best pick up line ever.

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