Rather Attractive Brunette: (after discussing a Scrubs episode with the guy who shoved a light bulb up his ass) I don’t understand why people who masturbate with food usually use cucumbers. Seriously, corn on the cob is a much better option; it has a handle and it is ribbed for pleasure.

dorm room at the U
Overheard by makes a good point, but kinda afraid for her boyfriend.

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