Drunk guy: I was in a treatment facility once.
Not drunk guy: Should you be drinking now?
Drunk guy: Oh, booze wasn’t my problem. I’m from Iowa.
Not drunk guy: Meth, then?
Drunk guy: How’d you know?

uptown house party
Overheard by just a hunch.

One little boy to another, playing outside: Hold on, I gotta put some snow in my hat because my head just got really hot.

37th/Colfax
Overheard by onemorecup.