20-something male, who just slammed alcoholic energy drink and crushed it on the pavement: Finished!
20-something female: Wow, you’re the winner of drinking under bridges.

Under Bridge by Lake Calhoun
Overheard by does that make me the loser.

Woman reading wine bottle: “Menage a Trois.” Now, who told me that was good?
Friend: A lot of people.

Liqour Store on Lyndale
Overheard by Garage girls 1&2.

Debater with a lip ring: That’d be so awesome!! He’d have to grow some hair first, though.

EHS
Overheard by not bald.

Deranged Kid: Hey, I want to kill someone, too!

Eden Prairie Road
Overheard by I hope that was out of context.

One friend to another: You know why people do laundry on Sundays? It’s because those people have jobs.

#21 bus
Overheard by gainfully employed & laundered.

Little boy in refrigeration aisle begins licking the handle of the orange juice door.
Little Boy’s Mother: OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? That is the most unsanitary thing I have ever seen!

Knollwood SuperTarget
Overheard by trying not to laugh.

Server to new customer joining a party of 5 others on a slow night: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: No thanks.
Server: Something to eat?
Customer: No. I don’t want anything.
Server: So, you’re loitering then.

Chatterbox Pub
Overheard by one table over.