Girl to Guy in line: So, basically we started stalking the chicken guy, but he was cool; it was fun.

Dining Hall U of M
Overheard by ARH.

Young Business Professional: I really want to start my own financial planning business, but I need someone to motivate me. Otherwise I just will go get drunk.

17 bus line DT
Overheard by greasymittens.

College guy #1: Do you want to make snow angels?
College guy #2: You mean, while naked?
College guy #1: Yeah.
College guy #2 (slightly awed): That would burn.

University of Minnesota, East Bank
Overheard by Careswen.

College girl: So, um, do you have like, normal chai instead of a chai tea latte? You know, like just a hot chai latte?

Espresso Royale, Dinkytown
Overheard by Burrhead.

After long stretch of silence, woman to man: I won’t make you go to therapy if you let me get a kitty.

Nicollet light rail station
Overheard by Oo, I want a kitty.

Ghetto girl: My momma took me to the doctor because she thought I was crazy. The doctor just said, “Your daughter is gay. It’s her sexual preference.”

#6 bus northbound