5th December 2007

And Betray The Jalapeno?!

Hungry Girl In Cubeville: Guacamole, I want to have your baby!

225 South 6th St.
Overheard by say what?

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5th December 2007

That Means The Best Porn

History Professor: Anything that I can tell you about sex is now seen in a historical perspective.

U of M
Overheard by Ewwww.

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5th December 2007

I Think Mommy Should Come Home From Her Business Trip

Dad to his toddler in the shopping cart: Alright, kiddo, Daddy needs some LOTION! What do you think about that?

Lakeville Target
Overheard by Jeremy Q Afterglide.

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5th December 2007

That Should Be A Prerequisite For Riding The Bus

Likely mentally-challenged, heavily-bearded man: If I can do time in Stillwater, I can do time in a lightrail.

LRT, northbound, near DTE station
Overheard by The Freets.

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5th December 2007

To Make Sure It’s Not Poisoned?

College girl to college guy: I’ll suck it for you!

st. clair broiler

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5th December 2007

I’m Confused

African American mom to young son: You’re in a store full of white people! I don’t give a f*ck what these crackers think! You need to show respect!

crossroads target
Overheard by i’m a cracker?

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