Guy #1: I saw a fight the other day between an Asian and a Somalian.
Guy #2: Yeah?
Guy #1: It was really bad.
Guy #2: …Really?
Guy #1: (defensively) It was a really big Asian, ok?

#18 bus

Girl on bus to guy on bus: I’m just saying that maybe someday you will have someone to impress and do you want her to be like, “Why is he wearing white athletic socks right now?”

#16 bus

Crazy lady on sidewalk: [through open bus door] Pull up a little, the buses behind you are blocking the intersection.
Bus driver: Thank you.
Crazy lady on sidewalk: [snaps photo of bus driver with cell phone] I got your number.
Bus driver: I got yours, too.

Nicollet mall
Overheard by YOU Drive.

Woman eating lunch with co-workers: I can see where Britney would hesitate to smack her kids around… which is a good thing.

LeeAnn Chin, Bloomington
Overheard by Sophzilla.

Scruffy-looking man: Must be nice working in an office.
Sharp-dressed man (awkwardly): Yeah, I guess.
Scruffy-looking man: Inside where it’s warm.
Sharp-dressed man: Yeah.
Scruffy-looking man: Nobody yelling at you all day.
Sharp-dressed man: Well, that happens sometimes.
Scruffy-looking man: Really?
Sharp-dressed man: Uh huh. (relieved) Well, there’s my bus.

Bus stop at Nicollet Mall & 5th St.
Overheard by Careswen.

College Boy Number One: This photo is so fake looking. Can you believe they posted this on a legitimate UFO website?

College of Saint Catherine Computer Lab, Minneapolis Campus
Overheard by Was that legitimate website created by one of the lone gunmen?