20 something girl: So, it was incredibly erotic, but not in the good way… in the ‘Oh my god get out of my vagina!’ way.

25th & Como

Girl: Someday the world’s gonna be made of jello, and then you won’t be laughing, will you?

U Cafeteria
Overheard by I probably will.

Kid interrupting a class discussion: He stole my pencil!!
Teacher: Well, life is full of disappointments, so shut up.

Hopkins West Junior High
Overheard by a good student.

Kid to group of friends: Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if, in Captain Planet, instead of shouting elements, they shouted euphemisms? Like, “A rolling stone gathers no moss!”

U of M West Bank
Overheard by yeah, that WOULD be cool.

Crazy guy walking down Nicollet Mall, who suddenly stops and yells: I am not an animal, I am a human being!

Nicollet Mall
Overheard by are you sure about that?