Overly excited Little Boy: Man, if I were an adult, I’d be in here, like, everyday!

Apple Store, Roseville
Overheard by just me.

20-something punk girl: I don’t know what it was, but it was in her mouth.

Loring Park Dunn Bros.
Overheard by WUT?

20-Something Black Dude: You know, her legs were all weird and shit.
His Friend: Weird how?
20-Something Black Dude: You know, like, crooked. Whatcha call it - boy-hipted.
His Friend: Dude, whatchoo on? Boy-hipted? She gots so many boys up in there it made her legs funny?

Target - Quarry
Overheard by Bubbles.

Woman stopping to light a cigarette while admiring the falls: You guys, it looks like one of those moving pictures you can get at, like, those mall kiosks.
Rest of group, also lighting their cigs, in unison: Yeeaaaaah!

Gooseberry Falls State Park
Overheard by Ahhhh, nature.

Guy in back of bus: Man, I got three children to feed. Luckily, they’re all from the same chick. That sh*t is expensive!

back of #2A bus
Overheard by glad i’m not the lucky chick.

Teen-girl Target clerk to woman ending cell-phone call: Were you just talkin’ to someone about a acting job?
Woman: Yeah.
Teen-girl: Wow, are you an actor?
Woman (pleased): Yeah!
Teen-girl: Like, a real ACTOR actor, or just someone who does plays?

Downtown Target
Overheard by Don’t Tell Olivier.

Post-Menopausal coworker to another post-menopausal coworker: I stopped menstruating at 53 or 54. But my skin is so dry now, I have to put so much lotion on that I feel like CRISCO!!

225 South 6th. Street, Minneapolis, MN 55402
Overheard by Fry me a chicken.

Drunk girl, shrugging it off: I’m pretty sure that guy I just made out with is a drug dealer. Whatever.

Library Bar
Overheard by someone who would probably be acceptable to her, too..

Fratboy to fratboy friend: I have that exact same shirt, except for the color and the sleeves.

Library Bar
Overheard by those amazed by true intelligence.