High school girl: He doesn’t look black besides his skin color.

eleanor st. paul
Overheard by laurel.

Blonde: I asked him what he was doing tomorrow night and he said he doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Duh, I know that. I just wanted to know what he was doing.
Redhead: Yeah, all the Americans will be celebrating Christmas. What will he be doing?

Brit’s Pub/ Nicollet Mall
Overheard by A Jewish American at Brit’s.

Misbehaving child at Christmas: I tried to behave, but I just couldn’t keep the ANGER IN!

A house in Ramsey, Minnesota
Overheard by Max.

20 something guy #1 (in bathroom with a full beer, on his cell phone): Yeah baby, preheat the oven, I’m at Papa Murphy’s right now, ordering our pizza, I’ll be home shortly.
20 something guy #2: Dude, I am so going to call her and tell her you are at the bar.
20 something guy #1: Ha ha ha ha! That’d be soooo funny. Oh wait, no it wouldn’t. Dude, don’t do that.

Joe Sensor’s
Overheard by Glad they don’t make pizzas in there!!

High School Guy: I have so much pent-up emotion!

18th Birthday Party in Burnsville
Overheard by Just Let it Out, Man.

Wife: Could you just shove that –
Husband: Where the sun don’t shine?

JC Penny’s Burnsville Center
Overheard by I think that violates the return policy.

Female Shopper: I took one look at him and I was like, “Ugh, I’m sorry.”

JC Penny’s Burnsville Center
Overheard by I thought beauty was only skin deep.

Girl near back of bus: I was looking at her, and looking at her white sweater, and… thinking things about her white sweater, and I wanted to kick her ass.

50 going into downtown
Overheard by sneaky girl in black sweater.

College Boy (running to get indoors): Crappers! Where am I bleeding from?!

College in Roseville
Overheard by Concerned and curious classmate.

Guy walking through parking lot: If you think about it, Christmas is pretty great this year.
Girl with him: Why, because of all the snow?
Guy: No, because it’s a guaranteed four-day weekend!

Roseville Byerly’s
Overheard by Alexis.

Bus driver over intercom: We’ve got a space for you at the Walker, Blondie!

6 to Uptown
Overheard by ORLY.

Power-walking 30-something woman speaking to her companions: She needs a hobby. Well… she has a hobby, which is smoking, but that’s not good for you.

50 South Sixth Skyway, Minneapolis
Overheard by Confused about the fine line between habit and hobby.

College Student #1: And Bitch Kitty will be like “Rawr!”
College Student #2: Nah man, it’ll be like “I’m Bitch Kitty and I’m gonna slice your face off!”

U of M
Overheard by LTcornflakes.

Girl in reference to the Mall of America: Because we have the greatest mall ever, every other place is, like… really stupid.

MOA
Overheard by ORLY.