Wife: This is kinda creepy.
Husband (referring to a shirt he just put back on the shelf): Why, because it is purple?
Wife: No, this store is so metrosexual. Come on, I want to get out of here.

h&m at MOA
Overheard by apparently a “metrosexual”

Irritated man on phone: What do I have to do this afternoon to get on the cool people’s list?

Downtown office
Overheard by JfA.

Young woman walking out of Christmas Eve mass: When I was in high school, our senior prank was stealing the communion wine. We stole three huge jugs.
2nd young woman walking with her: Did they get the Jesus crackers too?!

Risen Savior Catholic Church, Burnsville
Overheard by Jesus crackers? Really???