Little boy about 7 or 8: My butt itches.

Sears At Mall of America
Overheard by Nicki.

4 year-old girl: Are you and Mommy going to Whiskey Junction tonight?
Dad: Unless Grandma’s renamed her house - no.

Christmas Eve mass at St. Peter’s
Overheard by moi.

Bank Teller: So, do you have kids?
20something male: Uuumm… yah, a little bit.
Bank Teller: You have a little bit of kids?
20something male: Oh KIDS! I thought you said gas!
Bank Teller (awkwardly): Um, no sir, I did not say gas.

Bremer Bank Downtown MSP

Ebullient coworker: I pick most guys based on how their butt looks in their pants.

Cube farm, City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Middle Aged lady #1: My butt’s getting sooo huge.
Middle Aged lady #2: That’s because you have the big whore syndrome.
Middle Aged lady #1: Yeah.

Uptown - Hennepin Ave & 31st Steet
Overheard by I didn’t think women my mom’s age talked like that.

Woman on cell phone walking out of Banana Republic: So I told her, “You’re not interesting just because you say stupid things.”

50th and France
Overheard by That’s brutal … yet true.

20 something girl #1: Is the ’s’ in Illinois silent?
20 something girl #2 after a LONG pause: Um. Well, yeah. Yeah, of course. Duh.
20 something girl #1: But, like, ALL the time?

Outside Hollister, Rosedale
Overheard by What about the ‘x’ in xylophone?