Punk dude sitting down to lunch with his date: Seriously, order whatever you want. I know people say that, but I mean it, order whatever the f*ck you want.
Date: Okay, um, thanks. [later when ordering] I’ll have a burger.
Punk dude: Just a burger? I said to get whatever you want!
Date: Yeah, I just want a burger.
Server: Um, our burgers are really good!

Tony Roma’s, MOA
Overheard by Will he pay for my meal too?