20 something guy #1 (in bathroom with a full beer, on his cell phone): Yeah baby, preheat the oven, I’m at Papa Murphy’s right now, ordering our pizza, I’ll be home shortly.
20 something guy #2: Dude, I am so going to call her and tell her you are at the bar.
20 something guy #1: Ha ha ha ha! That’d be soooo funny. Oh wait, no it wouldn’t. Dude, don’t do that.

Joe Sensor’s
Overheard by Glad they don’t make pizzas in there!!

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