College guy to College girl: No, NO, my essay is gone. My “35% of your grade” essay that’s due tomorrow has been eaten by my computer.
College girl: Don’t freak out.
College guy: Oh, I get to freak out. I earned the right to freak out! Just as much as a prepubescent little boy who wakes up in Neverland Ranch and doesn’t know how to get out AND Michael isn’t within sight, gets to freak out.

Espresso Royale
Overheard by Guy who just spit coffee everywhere.

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