ER Doctor: So, I see you had an exciting night at the bar.
Drunk girl bleeding from the head: Obviously.
ER Doctor: Maybe you shouldn’t wear such tall shoes.
Drunk girl bleeding from the head: Dr. Fischer, are you going to be my dad or my doctor!? Now sew me up because I have VIP tonight!

HCMC
Overheard by Maybe she got a band-aid to match her shoes.

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