19th
December
2007
Need Pain Relief For That Nasty Foot In Your Mouth?
Customer: So, are you pregnant or something?
Cashier: No, sir, I’m just fat.
Customer: NO! I… uh… I mean… that’s not what I meant… it’s just that your shirt says ‘construction zone’ so I thought maybe… you… were one.
Cashier: (pause, stare) $12.17 is your change, sir.
Shoreview Target
Overheard by I love that cashier.
