Man on the way to the airport: So one day my cousin finds this garage opener in his [her husband's] car that isn’t theirs. She freaks out. They live in a small town so she spends three hours trying to get a door to open. Finally she gets one, and sure enough, he’s up there with some white girl.

corner of the lightrail
Overheard by girl in the other corner.

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