I Guess Everyone Has Given Up On Sex Ed.

Girl #1: Can you get pregnant from giving head?
Girl #2: No, Dumbass! Your saliva kills it before it gets to your uterus.

Cheapseats at the metrodome
Overheard by I wish I were Joe Mauer so I could get girls like this.


random submission, originally posted 04-04-2007

This Math Is Flawed

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Physical therapist: OK, you need to take it easy for a while.
Patient: Well, my girlfriend and I want to walk around Lake Calhoun tonight, is that ok?
Physical therapist: That’s a little far. Just walk halfway around it, turn around and go back.

Physical therapy clinic, MPLS

posted on 12-31-2007

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