Drunk girl new years eve: You’re from Duluth? MY GOD!! MY boyfriend is from Grand Rapids and he wears flat shoes too!

Pickle Park G.B. Leighton concert
Overheard by another drunk girl.

Male coworker: The world just does NOT revolve around her BUTTOCKS!!

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by No it doesn’t.

Middle-aged guy to younger co-worker: Oh, you’ll live forever. You eat fresh vegetables. Me, I’m full of nitrates and cynicism.

Bloomington
Overheard by Full of carbs and irony.

Filling station clerk over PA (in bored-yet-disgusted tone of voice): Ma’am! Do NOT smoke near the gas pumps!

Snelling Ave & Portland Ave SuperAmerica
Overheard by A Diva.