20-something woman walking out of the bathroom, sounding very exasperated: I just want a clean bathroom!

225 South 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by yes, me too… me too…

Girl to friends: I keep telling Maggie, ‘At least my snot’s not neon anymore.’

Dinkytown
Overheard by I was told there would be bacon.

Awed co-worker looking at construction site: Machines… what an invention.

Bloomington Office
Overheard by seriously?

Teen clique-y hipster girl: Mom, what do you think of these? (referring to the G-Sting, Micro front, neon pink thongs she was holding up)
Teen clique-y hipster girl’s Mom: Uhh No, I mean come on. Well, at least they are better than the crotchless ones you have at home.
Teen clique-y hipster girl: MOM, thats just rude.
Teen clique-y hipster girl’s Mom: What about these? (referring to the shiny nude colored full front & back “granny panties”)
Teen clique-y hipster girl: OH MY GOD, are you kidding me, EVERYONE would laugh at me, I would not wear those, even to bed.
Teen clique-y hipster girl’s Mom: Why is everyone… or ANYONE seeing your underwear anyway?
Teen clique-y hipster girl: Aahhh… (looks away and mumbles something)

Bunsville Center Victoria’s
Overheard by Not understanding crotchless panties.

Nerdy bookish 15 year old: I always liked Batman…
Disinterested grandfather: Huh.
Nerdy bookish 15 year old: I mean, he didn’t NEED superpowers.

Psycho Suzi’s
Overheard by think I found my new hero…

Big jolly sweater wearing guy #1 standing up in theatre row: I have to go the bathroom.
Big jolly sweater wearing guy #2: Why don’t you just climb over. [the row]
Big jolly sweater wearing guy #1: I would but I think I might toot, so it’s up to you guys. No, I think I can make it.

Ave. Q
Overheard by Bad Idea Bear.

Mom to her young daughter who’s entering the bathroom: Don’t forget to wipe.

CVS Midway
Overheard by considering quitting.

Student, seriously: You just got to do what you need to survive, you know? You gotta eat other peoples limbs.

South High School Halls
Overheard by the lunches aren’t that bad…

Latina Girl: That’s so cute, you should, like, cut it off and give it to charity.

Language Arts Commons Burnsville High School
Overheard by If I had a nickle for every time I heard that one…