15th January 2008

This Will Not Make You Any Friends

Eight Year Old Girl Drawing at the MIA: He got it at Jared.

Mpls/MIA
Overheard by Turn the T.V. off Mom + Dad.

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15th January 2008

It’s Really, Really Not

Nerdy 20-something guy taking a break from making out with nerdy 20-something girlfriend: See, I make my ‘G’ like this. (illustrates with hand)
Nerdy 20-something girl: Like this? (trying to imitate boyfriend)
Nerdy 20-something guy apparently unsatisfied: No, like this! I call it my ‘Gandalf G,’ cause it’s cool!

The elevator in the Joseph’s Pointe apartments
Overheard by Wishes Galdalf G’s got him laid.

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15th January 2008

Yes, We Do Know

10 year old girl swimmer #1: So, my mom told me to use my turbo for this race.
10 year old girl swimmer #2: Turbo?
10 year old girl swimmer #1: You know… fart.

U of Minnesota Natatorium
Overheard by coach says use the turbo.

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15th January 2008

There’s Your Answer

Customer: How’s your day going?
Barista in robot-mode: Thanks, you too.

Dunn Bros., 6 Quebec bldg.
Overheard by sxoidmal.

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15th January 2008

Gangsters Gets Holes In Their Socks

15 year old girl in sewing class: I wasn’t born to sew. I was born to be a gangster!

Arlington High School
Overheard by Teacher.

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15th January 2008

You Cleared Today But There’s Still Tomorrow

Little kid on snow mound: I hope I don’t end up in a museum for mental (long pause)… people today.

4th street
Overheard by WUT?

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